I'll start out by being positive. Items and/or events that are acceptable during the Christmas season are the following:
1. Tasty Christmas dinner with the family
2. Playing the piano with a double chin.
3. Hanging out with good looking sisters-in-law.
4. Rolling in the snow with stuffed animals dressed as Santa.
5. Salt Lake City free meter parking.
6. Amazing gas prices!
Things that must go:
1. Blow up yard decorations.
2. Blow up yard decorations.
3. Blow up yard decorations.
4. Blow up yard decorations.
5. Last but not least...Blow up yard decorations.
Enough said. Hope that everyone had a very Merry Christmas.
8 comments:
I love your double chin. I also agree that blowup yard toys need to go. Well lets be honest all yard toys need to go!!
Hey-what's wrong with blowup yard decorations? Maybe your scrooge attitude toward Christmas decor should be a "Must go."
But I agree, the double-chin-piano-playing must stay.
ha ha ha you are great! amen.
i wish i had a picture, but there's this inflatable santa i see every where that looks a lot like jeremy wilkiins.
don't be surprised if you come out of your house one day to find a bazillion of them on your lawn from me:)
You are hilarious. I am glad that we discovered that we both have a blog!
I agree one hundred percent. When I see blow up yard decorations I have an almost uncontrollable urge to slash them and then maniacally laugh and run away.
Hey Dustin, You should give Pete a call sometime. He lives at home again. Thanks, Kristie
Hi Katie! It was fun to see you in December, at long last. This list cracked me up.
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